Twitter / Simon Holland
After the school day ended, my son and two of his friends stayed in the Google Meet room. My son turned the laptop screen to face the TV and he played video games while his friends watched.
I thought this was the oddest thing I’d ever seen until I remembered I’d sit and watch friends play video games for hours.
It would have been so much better if I could do it from my own bed.
Kids today have it so much better.
Here are the funniest tweets and memes from dads this week.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGqLzvxJE34/
Having a discussion with the kids about what we would sound like if our farts came out like car horns and it's stuff like this that reminds me of why I wanted kids in the first place
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 22, 2020
6-year-old: What were cars like when you were a kid?
Me: What do you mean?
6: Did they have engines or horses?
At least she didn't ask if they had wheels.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 23, 2020
The elementary school was playing The Killers as morning announcements lead-in music and one of the children asked if it was oldies.
I may never recover from this savage attack.
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) October 20, 2020
13yo son out of no where:
“You know that I wouldn’t avenge you.”
I’m concerned on so many levels right now.
— Shannon Carpenter (@HossmanAtHome) October 22, 2020
I stopped to get gas.
There were two bikers across from me.
5 rolls his window down: Are you guys bad guy robbers?? Are you??
Me: [Dies inside]
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 22, 2020
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGqcZ-ZjEFQ/
https://twitter.com/CrockettForReal/status/1318912540739469318
Not sure what most couples do to keep the spark alive in their marriage but I just touched up the trim paint on the baseboards and door frames.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 22, 2020
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGqI2L-lb99/
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