Philadelphia Woman Dubbed ‘Delco Pooper’ Arrested For Defecating On Vehicle

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They’re calling her the “Delco Pooper.” In reality, Christina Solometo is a 44-year-old Philadelphia-area woman who was arrested on Thursday on charges of allegedly defecating on the hood of another motorist’s car, smiling, and then driving away during what police said was a road rage incident this week. But when Solomento was seen being led away in handcuffs, she seemed anything but full of rage.

Solomento, seen smiling and laughing while in handcuffs, said, “The lady chased me. She chased me and I asked her not to attack me,” when asked by FOX 29 reporter Chris O’Connell. She later told the Philadelphia Inquirer, “I cannot wait to talk, but guess what? I have to refer you to the lawyer. It will be a great story. Road ragers don’t smile.”

Woman Dubbed ‘Delco Pooper’ Claims She Was The Victim In Road Rage Incident

According to an affidavit, Solometo told police that she was in a line of cars to turn left at a light and honked at a driver in front of her who did not move when the arrow was green.  Solometo then told police that the other driver mocked her in her rearview mirror and she was having stomach issues, so she drove around the car and turned left. She told police she believed the other vehicle started following her, which is why she got out to confront them. After the driver allegedly insulted Solomento, she exited her vehicle and then, in turn, evacuated her bowels onto the other driver’s car.

“I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home,” Solomento then told police. “It was a clean poop. I didn’t even have to wipe.”

The Inquirer reports that Solomento also has an OnlyFans account. So perhaps this is just one long, disgusting stunt. But either way, Philadelphia has yet another bizarre story to add to its illustrious history book.

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Clay Sauertieg is an editor with an expertise in College Football and Motorsports. He graduated from Penn State University and the Curley Center for Sports Journalism with a degree in Print Journalism.
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