Recap ‘Game Of Thrones’ ‘The Spoils Of War’ Episode With The Best Twitter Reactions


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Spoilers ahead. We are already more than half way done with Season 7 of “Game of Thrones.” That blows. But on the plus side, last night’s episode was FIRE. Episode 4, titled “Spoils of War,” was the shortest episode in the history of the series, but they packed a ton of important shit in those exciting 50 minutes. Here’s the recap of Episode 4 of Season 7 and all of the insightful Twitter reactions that came with it.

Arya Stark finally made it home to Winterfell. The family reunion got weird. Thanks Bran.

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Littlefinger attempts to manipulate Bran. One itsy-bitsy problem, Bran is an all-knowing Three-Eyed Raven who can see the past and future. Bran hits Littlefinger with the unnerving statement, “Chaos is a ladder.” Bran’s “chaos is a ladder” comment is a reference to when he said it to Varys.

Littlefinger gave Bran the “catspaw” dagger that was used in his assassination attempt. Bran then gives the dagger to Arya, who shows off her new Valyrian steel “catspaw” dagger (Which seems to be hella important) to Brienne of Tarth. Then Arya shows Brienne her sword skills.

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Arya gave Littlefinger the look, and I bet Petyr Baelish is regretting giving Bran the dagger.

Meanwhile, all of the Stark kids have special powers except Sansa.

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Maisie Williams sent this tweet to Sophie Turner.

Jon Snow invited Khaleesi into the caves with him to “show her something important.”

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But the cave drawings looked fresh as fuck.

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Emilia Clarke shared an Instagram photo of her and Kit Harington. Daenerys won’t stop nagging about this “bend the knee” nonsense.

When Bronn met Dickon.

Then everything got lit when Dany said one word…. “Dracarys.”

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Jaime Lannister had a “This Is Fine” moment despite his army being engulfed in flames and demolished by the Dothraki horde.

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New York Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard made a cameo as a soldier in the Lannister army and flaunted his hard-throwing arm with this death-dealing spear heave.

Bronn out here using the scorpion to shoot Dothrakis.

Eventually, Bronn used Maester Qyburn’s ballista for what it was built for, shooting dragons. And he took down a doozy, Drogon.

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Drogon was forced to the ground after being hit by the scorpion, making Danereys Targaryen very vulnerable. Jaime took his shot at killing Khaleesi, but her “baby” protected mommy.

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Check out the recap of Episode 3, “Queen’s Justice,” with the best Twitter reactions HERE. Laugh your ass off to the best memes coming into Episode 4 HERE.