Rapper Rich The Kid Is Looking For A Professional Blunt Roller And The Job Pays Very, Very Well

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Saturday was 4/20—a.k.a the weed number—an international holiday where people with an affinity for Baja jackets, the music of Sublime, and a tendency to routinely smoke copious amounts of marijuana on a regular basis are briefly given an excuse to do so without being overly judged.

While I’m not sure how Rich the Kid feels about drug rugs and 90s ska, I do know the rapper is a fan of marijuana and marijuana products and he expressed his appreciation for the drug over the weekend while attending a festival being thrown in its honor.

Mr. Kid decided to celebrate the occasion by rolling up a fat blunt (as is tradition) and was in the middle of the delicate operation when he had a realization: he’s far too semi-famous to be doing that shit himself.

As a result, he decided to rectify the situation by posting a job offer in the form of a video where he announced he’s in the hunt for someone who can join him on tour to perform one simple task: rolling mad blunts.

Here’s what he had to say:

“I got $5,000 for a blunt roller to come on tour with me, ’cause I shouldn’t be rolling up on 4/20 myself. So, if you trying to, damn, roll up, let me know.”

The rapper reaffirmed his offer after replying to a tweet concerning it and it was only a matter of time until the applications started to roll (get it?) in.

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The Queens native floated a similar offer last year and followed in the footsteps of Waka Flocka Flame, who offered $50,000 for a full-time position back in 2014.

I can certainly think of worse jobs to have.