This is a guy eating a ghost pepper and jumping out of a plane

How badly do you want to make noise on the Internet? Are you willing to eat the super spicy ghost chili pepper while jumping out of a plane like YouTuber Chuck from the Bronx? The new bar for excessively elaborate YouTube videos has been set.

I’m feeling inspired by this. Make sure you check out our newest Guyism Original in which we have Ryan Jones jumping out of a plane with no parachute but attempting to land on a safety cushion. And then he’ll snort a line of cocaine spiked with the world’s spiciest chipotle sauce. Boom. One billion views. (thanks for the tip, Mike)