What better way to teach gun control than little kids fighting with dildos?

The parallels here are clear, if there’s something interesting sitting around the kids are gonna scoop it up and play with it.

Unfortunately, when I sat down to watch this video I thought I was actually watching a safe-sex ad for mothers with too many dildos around the house. I didn’t realize that I’d soon be a cog in the machine posting YouTube videos about gun control.

Nevertheless, the message is clear: don’t let your kids hit each other with vibrators.


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