Good news… nobody won Friday night’s Mega Millions. Bad news… that means you didn’t win Friday night’s Mega Millions and you wasted all that money on lottery tickets that got you nothing but crushed hopes. More bad news… you’re going to waste more money on lotto tickets because now the next Mega Millions drawing will offer the largest U.S. jackpot in history and you can’t suppress the fact that you have a 1 in 258,890,850 chance in winning.
On Friday night, the winning numbers were 65-53-23-15-70 and the Mega Ball was 7. People invested heavily into the drawing because the jackpot was $1 billion. But down-on-their-luck hopefuls now have to double-down on the Mega Millions since the next drawing on Tuesday will offer a $1.6 billion jackpot and you’ll definitely win that one.
This prize will be the largest lottery jackpot in history, surpassing 2016’s $1.586 billion Powerball drawing that was shared among winners in California, Florida, and Tennessee. If you hit on all six numbers on Tuesday’s Mega Millions you can opt for the immediate one-time cash payment of $904 million or receive the $1.6 billion prize over 29 years. Tough decisions. Keep in mind that Uncle Sam needs to get his cut as the federal government will snatch up 25% before the check is handed to the winner and collects remaining taxes when due. Most states also tax lottery winnings.
Nobody has won the Mega Millions jackpot since July 24th and the prize money has been rolled over 25 straight times. When nobody won the Mega Millions jackpot on Friday night the internet dealt with the disappointment with snark and comedy by sharing memes and jokes.
When you don’t win the #MegaMillons pic.twitter.com/5tL58p8V6n
— Anthony Stasulli (@Stasulliajs) October 20, 2018
#MegaMillions pic.twitter.com/CwbecsBdOw
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) October 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/Ponytail_DFin69/status/1053483464039763968
https://twitter.com/JUL2523/status/1053486357253971968
https://twitter.com/GDIII_2014/status/1053493997946236929
Staring at the winning numbers wondering why I didn't pick those #MegaMillions pic.twitter.com/wQCmFUsXlW
— Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) October 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/Ryan_Reece/status/1053481582575714304
Me when the first number for #MegaMillons is drawn & I don't have it: pic.twitter.com/ErucWtdLLN
— 💥💥Mugsy Catizone💥💥 (@Mugsysam) October 20, 2018
The only Mega Millions I win last night! #MegaMillionsJackpot pic.twitter.com/NsPyfH6YJK
— Andre Clarke (@BigDre1909) October 20, 2018
Everyone checking their #MegaMillions tickets and realizing they never had a chance pic.twitter.com/CJlQezze2n
— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) October 20, 2018
Live look at me when I found out nobody won the Mega Millions. And I still have a chance. #MegaMillionsJackpot pic.twitter.com/JDsRm3wjpk
— DeJuan Hoggard (@DeJuanABC11) October 20, 2018
Live look at everyone checking their #MegaMillions tickets. pic.twitter.com/5b8t9NrsSb
— Zach Hom (@zachtin_a_fool) October 20, 2018
#MegaMillons pic.twitter.com/2EG1wwBIu4
— Billy Boy (@wmlewiscfp) October 20, 2018
Can’t buy my island with the measley $2 I won #MegaMillons 😤
— Brittany (@BSchaefer02) October 20, 2018
MEGA MILLIONS:
I’m going to get a small bridge loan for $606 million to buy up every # combination guaranteeing I get 1 winning ticket.
Lump sum of $687mm after taxes.
Pay off small $606mm bridge loan.
Left with roughly $300mm (at current jackpot).
Byyyye.#MegaMillionsJackpot pic.twitter.com/VvKjwV3caK— Jim Spiewak (@JimSpiewak) October 20, 2018
But it’s healthy to appreciate what you do have when you lose the lotto.
https://twitter.com/ashell116/status/1053489460602650625
https://twitter.com/kristendesilva/status/1053488304753131520
People are still dreaming about what magnificent plans they’ll do with all that money.
1. Win Mega Millions
2. Buy Los Angeles Lakers
3. Move them to Mansfield, Ohio
4. pic.twitter.com/DI7JlMvtTl— JIMBO (@bookerjames) October 20, 2018
If I win the mega millions. I'll probably buy a bunch of cattle, proceed to lose said mega millions in cattle market, sell said cattle, return to my lower income lifestyle consisting of mainly buttered bread and cheap beer and tell wild stories of my days down on the "ranch" pic.twitter.com/X1c4nWeClR
— One Lazy Farmer (@c_presnall) October 20, 2018
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