Pleasant Prairie Police Department
In the latest installment of what has become, frankly, a hilarious trend, two Wisconsin men were arrested Tuesday after they were found to be concealing drugs in a bag labeled “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs.”
That alone would be hilarious. But this joke has levels. Because in October of 2024, Portland police arrested a man and seized a loaded gun, multiple scales, and a sizeable amount of cash along with a bag labeled, you guessed it, “Definitely not a bag of drugs.” The bag, in fact, contained more than 10 grams of meth and fentanyl.
But wait, there’s more! Because just about two months later, police in Florida arrested a Brevard County woman who was concealing methamphetamine, needles, baggies, and other paraphernalia in, say it with me, a bag labeled “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs.”
One of these days, police are going to find someone who does not have drugs in their bag labeled “Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs.” But the latest incident was not that time!
We Are Green Bay reports that Pleasant Prairie police located a vehicle connected to a wanted individual. After locating the individual and calling in police K9s, officers conducted a search. While searching the vehicle, officers allegedly found cocaine, a loaded firearm, drug paraphernalia, and money inside the very same type of bag with the very same hilarious slogan.
Pleasant Prairie police arrested two men, both 37 and from Kenosha, Wisconsin. The driver of the vehicle now faces charges of possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of cocaine, and possession of drug paraphernalia. The passenger is facing charges of carrying a concealed firearm, possession of cocaine, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Safe to say that if you’re planning on carrying and distributing drugs illegally, which we would not recommend, you might want to conceal them in a slightly less incriminating bag.