Guess Which ‘American Pie’ Star Almost Got Stabbed By a One-Night Stand Yesterday Morning

According to the Daily Mail

American Pie star Eddie Kaye Thomas called police to his home after a woman wielding a knife threatened to kill him.

LAPD Lt Andrew Neiman told the LA Times police were called to the 2500 block of Hargrave Drive shortly after 1 pm.

He said the unidentified woman had spent the night at the home, and that In the morning, when she was asked to leave, she refused and pulled a knife.

She has also been accused of destroying property at the residence.

A SWAT team remained at the house throughout the afternoon and were in contact with the woman, whom they urged to surrender.


Let's hope he was smart enough to wear a condom or at least splash his dick with battery acid to get this chick's stank off. The burns are temporary, the herp is forever. 

(Side note: do not drizzle battery acid on your dick.)