Aziz Ansari And Jimmy Fallon Read Random People’s Cringeworthy Text Messages

We’ve all sent a text we immediately regretted, or regretted when we woke up sober the next morning to the horrifying reality that it exists on our phone. You look at all the messages you sent, to no less than 43 girls, and you want to die. The very moment you read them, you catch a fierce case of the “I Hate Me’s” and it’s quite literally THE WORST FEELING ON EARTH. Rock bottom. Whether you said something creepy or corny, you want to murder yourself for being such a fucking dipshit.

Last night, Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Fallon decided to read some texts just like that in a new segment on The Tonight Show called “First Textual Experience.” It’s too bad the show is on network television or they could have taken it into some hilariously dark places.