Bill Burr Isn’t Happy That Fat People Ruined Fast Food For Everyone

Bill Burr is sad about the current state of fast food. Maybe that’s why he’s big on making his own food now.

Burr ranted about how bad he feels for McDonald’s these days on The Tonight Show last night. He also explained the real reason McDonald’s is still in business — drunk bros.

“The second they made the salad, it was over,” he explained, before breaking down the true customers McDonald’s was built for: “It’s for kids and for when you get hammered … that’s what it is. You go in there, you get the bread in ya…that’s what it’s for.”

Burr was promoting his new Netflix show F is for Family.

[via Splitsider]

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