Watch Conan O’Brien Get Anally Impaled By A Sharktopus In This Clip From ‘Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda’

Conan should just stick to doing talk shows because his acting is awful. Granted, the blonde in the bikini is making my head hurt too, but she unfortunately lives to barf out more flat lines. Conan at least gets his ass wrecked by a giant tentacle, so I guess I can take solace in that.