Here’s Everything Wrong with Prometheus in 4 Minutes

“Prometheus,” which looked awesome, boasted a Ridley Scott pedigree, and still managed to be an incomprehensible mess, had more than a few mistakes that you noticed as you were watching the movie (like… how the hell did David know a dead alien language?) and some screw-ups you figured out as you were thinking about it later (wait, why did no one freak out when the half-naked and bloody post-alien abortion chick was running around the ship?). I mean, I guess alien abortions will be more common in the future. Progress, you know.