A Bunch Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 7 Plot Spoilers Leaked About Daenerys, Cersei, The Greyjoys And The Sand Snakes

Game of Thrones doesn’t return until summer 2017, but with season six having ended with Daenerys finally sailing off to Westeros, Cersei assuming the throne and the Greyjoys teaming up with Dorne and the Targaryens to take the iron throne, people are stoked for season seven.

But with a production as large as Thrones, plot details are almost guaranteed to leak out– and website Watchers on the Wall have attained a few from unnamed sources familiar with the production:

Watchers on the Wall has learned that GoT filming this week centered around Yara and Theon Greyjoy engaging in battle at sea. It appears that their uncle Euron is catching up to the siblings and will capture one of them.

It looks like a big year is in the works for Euron- we hear that he and Queen Cersei are teaming up in season 7. We’ve also heard that Euron will take out at least one of the Sand Snakes.

It makes sense that Euron would turn to Cersei for an alliance, since Daenerys is no longer in Meereen and probably not interested in his cock-and-quickly-built-ships marriage proposal.

The Sand Snakes blow, so as far as I’m concerned they can go ahead and slaughter all the “bad pussy.” As for Euron marrying Cersei – ew? Just the idea of Cersei and Euron getting it on is making my vagina itch, and not in a good way.

These rumors obviously haven’t been confirmed, nor will they be until the season seven premiere – but if they’re accurate, goddamn are we in for one helluva ride come summer 2017.

[Via Watchers on the Wall]