As America bails from the soccer bandwagon en mass this morning, it’s time to look back and cherish the memories. What a ride our boys took us on down in Brazil. We’ll never forget the inspired play of Landon Donovan, who led the United States with a plethora of memorable and heroic moments.
What’s that? Donovan wasn’t in Brazil?
Someone needs to tell these liars Jimmy Kimmel found this important fact.
Listen to these fakers. Especially the first guy. That first guy said some upsetting stuff.