Holy Shit: Leonardo DiCaprio Has Some Nasty-Looking Facial Hair

Holy shit: Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing a nitrus dealer who sells balloons for $5 a pop outside Phish shows in his next roll? I mean… They are on tour right now.

Check out his facial hair. Clearly his supermodel girlfriend Toni Garnn gives zero fucks about the scruff. It’s just a little shocking because it defies the clean-cut Leo look that ladies seem to get all googly-eyed over:

 

Leo does have the crunchy Phish show dance moves down. I can totally see him breakin’ it down at Randall’s Island this weekend during the inevitable second set Tweezer. Bro knows how to keep it rollin’ like Diego:

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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