Holy Shit: Leonardo DiCaprio Has Some Nasty-Looking Facial Hair

Holy shit: Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing a nitrus dealer who sells balloons for $5 a pop outside Phish shows in his next roll? I mean… They are on tour right now.

Check out his facial hair. Clearly his supermodel girlfriend Toni Garnn gives zero fucks about the scruff. It’s just a little shocking because it defies the clean-cut Leo look that ladies seem to get all googly-eyed over:

 

Leo does have the crunchy Phish show dance moves down. I can totally see him breakin’ it down at Randall’s Island this weekend during the inevitable second set Tweezer. Bro knows how to keep it rollin’ like Diego:

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: brandon@brobible.com