Holy Shit: Leonardo DiCaprio Has Some Nasty-Looking Facial Hair

Holy shit: Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing a nitrus dealer who sells balloons for $5 a pop outside Phish shows in his next roll? I mean… They are on tour right now.

Check out his facial hair. Clearly his supermodel girlfriend Toni Garnn gives zero fucks about the scruff. It’s just a little shocking because it defies the clean-cut Leo look that ladies seem to get all googly-eyed over:


Leo does have the crunchy Phish show dance moves down. I can totally see him breakin’ it down at Randall’s Island this weekend during the inevitable second set Tweezer. Bro knows how to keep it rollin’ like Diego:

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