Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more.
Strap in. It could get bumpy. These are the most entertaining celebrity tweets this week.
hey guys Jay Mariotti is back and even though he's about as relevant as Pogs, he's got some hot takes for us
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 9, 2015
Oh boy, hot Jay Mariotti takes!
Actors, here's a cute thing to call a very young director: "Stanley Pubrick". Try it.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) March 9, 2015
Bet they will love it.
It's hilarious that @CNN has a show called "Reliable Sources." @CNNReliable
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) March 9, 2015
That is funny.
https://twitter.com/jennettemccurdy/status/574935209864478720
Think he noticed?
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/574943055007981568
I think that counts.
Is there some type of Twitter committee you can contact if u want to argue against someone getting verified?
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 9, 2015
There really should be.
Who's helping Cosby w PR. Hey, I got an idea, put on creepy pajamas n call fake fans on a fake landline. Wtf.
— Kathleen Madigan (@kathleenmadigan) March 9, 2015
He really isn’t getting much help.
Without the Internet, I would never have known that celebrities look different with and without makeup. Thanks Internet.
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) March 9, 2015
Just one of the many useful things the Internet provides.
I saw the last 1/2 hr of Point Break, Keanu Reeves' acting in some scenes made me worry for his well being as a person
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 9, 2015
That’s borderline blasphemy.
https://twitter.com/JamesDeen/status/575026000423088128
His life is way more fun than mine.
Holding out for the Google wine glass. When's that arriving. I'm good on watches.
— Kathleen Madigan (@kathleenmadigan) March 9, 2015
Don’t give Google any more ideas.
https://twitter.com/mindykaling/status/575152910729805824
Isn’t that how everyone walks around Whole Foods?
"In my day, an 'apple event' meant a new bushel of Braeburns were for sale at Smitt's grocery." — an adorable, probably racist grandpa
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 10, 2015
Probably.
My other watch is an Apple.
— (((Jew))) (@JoshMalina) March 10, 2015
I have that on my watch’s wristband.
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/575322865328898048
He must have gotten the special celebrity treatment.
It's important to hear all types of opinions. That way I know who to avoid.
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) March 10, 2015
Truth.
He leapt across my lap and sniffed at the cop in my car window. I apologized and told the cop he's a donut-sniffing dog. No sense of humor.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 10, 2015
Damn, no laugh?
Not interested in Hillary's secret emails but would b interested in Bill's. Let's see his instead.
— Kathleen Madigan (@kathleenmadigan) March 10, 2015
I would pay money to see those.
Did you know that March 10th is the 69th day of the year? I don't have to tell you how to celebrate do I?
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) March 10, 2015
Dr. Ruth, always bringing it strong.
just uploading false traffic updates to Waze. #ThugLife
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) March 10, 2015
So gangsta.
https://twitter.com/wilw/status/575373652721410048
That is some bullshit.
First five minutes of NFL free agency is better than the first five months of MLB season.
— Jim Rome (@jimrome) March 10, 2015
Amen.
Do you think Suge Knight can give me a ride to the #BieberRoast?
— Jeff Ross (@realjeffreyross) March 10, 2015
Maybe after he gets out of the hospital.
I had an "Apple Watch" when I was 14. 'Cuz I talked to my watch & pretended to watch movies on my watch. My parents cried a lot.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 11, 2015
Imagination is a strange thing.
To be fair, though: Robin Thicke did add the naked girls.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) March 11, 2015
Solid point.
The weirdest thing about Hillary email "scandal" is finding out some of our senators still don't use email.
— John Legend (@johnlegend) March 11, 2015
Seriously.
I just popped a zit so horrific that a placenta came out afterward.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 12, 2015
Thanks for that mental image.
I just watched my dog turn on my XBox with his nose. I've been waiting my whole life for this moment…
— AJ Mendez (@TheAJMendez) March 12, 2015
I will now be training a dog to do that for me.
The Dallas Cowboys are idiots.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 12, 2015
That is all.
https://twitter.com/mindykaling/status/576073455696617472
Not for some people.
Whenever I forward a tweet to myself via e-mail, I get excited when the e-mail arrives, thinking it's something else.
— (((Jew))) (@JoshMalina) March 12, 2015
I’ve done that.
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/575425458549948417
Have a great weekend, everybody.