Take A Drink:
Every time Kevin Spacey's Southern accent is shown
Every time someone speaks in a non-American accent
Every time Tina Fey makes a “Parks and Recreation reference to her co-host
Every time Amy Poehler makes a “30 Rock” reference to her co-host
Every time Saturday Night Fever and American Hustle are discussed in the same breath
Every time Martin Scorsese's eyebrows make an appearence
Every time the “fucks” in Wolf of Wall Street are mentioned
Every time Lena Dunham is pictured and someone in your group goes “ew”
Two Drinks:
Every time Jennifer Lawrence's breakout Golden Globe moments last year are discussed
At every mention of the Oscars
If there is any forced reference to Ryan Gosling
If Bradley Cooper looks drunk
Any time a nominee also appears in (or narrates) a commercial
Somebody is bleeped out
Someone has a “not amused” reaction face to a joke
Three Drinks:
Someone makes a Christian Bale-is-a-
If some sort of “Can you beleive Bryan Cranston was once the dad in Malcolm in the Middle?”- type statement is uttered about Breaking Bad
Walk Jr. steals the show during a Breaking Bad win
“Gravity” beats “12 Years a Slave” for best picture drama
With the occurance of any wardrobe malfunction
Jennifer Lawrence loses
If Aubrey Plaza is drunk
Every second anyone has to wait before clearly wanting to speak, but can't due to excessive clapping
Shots:
If makes a twerking reference
Finish Your Drink:
If Jennifer Lawrence drops an F-bomb
If Orange is the New Black dominates
If “Lena Dunham” and “voice of a generation” are mentioned in the same sentence
If Christine Teigen drunk tweets something and it becomes a trending topic on Twitter
***Always remember to follow the trusty rules of responsibility.
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