First up, we've got comedian Bill Burr's 12-minute tirade against all that is Philadelphia. When it comes to really getting at the core of human reality–particularly that of the proudly despicable city of Philadelphia–it doesn't get much better than this. And be sure to revel in the fact that no matter how much you're “really not looking forward to tomorrow,” at least you're not living all of the realities Burr wishes upon the residents of Philadelphia.
**Warning: This is basically all expletives. Don't watch at work, unless you'd like to quit your job in style.