Damn you, Dwayne Johnson. Why do you have to make us all look so bad? Why can’t you just be a little bit lazy sometimes? We would all appreciate that.
But NO, you have to dress up in a Pikachu costume for your daughter and then tell us all about it on social media. Causing our wives and girlfriends to say, “Look how cute this is. You should do this.” Fuck man, why do you have to do that to us? Real shitty of you, Bro