Florida Prisoner Seeks Restraining Order To Keep Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Out Of His State

Saying that he wants to keep “Meat Whistles” and “Moose Knuckles” out of Florida, prisoner Wayne Albright wants to ban Kanye West and Kim Kardashian “from appearing on any television programs aired in the state of Florida, unless it’s Court TV and they’re on trial for posing as a famous couple,” according to documents obtained by TMZ.

“Meat Whistles” and “Moose Knuckles” are his pet names for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian in case you weren’t following.

Wayne Albright, in jail for the past 15 years for attempted sexual assault, also states in the documents that Rob Kardashian is the only member of the Kardashian clan that he can stand. Although he thinks that Rob is “eating himself out of house and home, no doubt from the shame he feels as a result of what Kim has done to the Kardashian name.”

What? No love for The Lord?

In his request for a restraining order against the couple Albright also tells the judge, “You have your work cut out for you…so what do you say? Make us all proud.”

Sounds crazy, right? Let’s not be too hasty. Because if this actually works, I think we might have a solution to our KimYe problem nationwide. Yes, judge, make us all proud.