Listen up Bros, and listen up good because I’m only gonna say this once – you need to enter this contest and do all the little frilly buttons and shit it makes you click. I’m not kidding. Baltimore’s Moonrise Festival is only four, count’em FOUR DAYS AWAY and it’s crunch time. We understand that sometimes life gets in the way when it comes to going to see your favorite DJ’s at festivals, so we’ve made a handy-dandy unofficial FAQ below:
Q: What if I don’t have a ticket yet?
A: Buy it here or enter the contest below.
Q: What if I’m too poor to get a ticket?
A: Enter the contest below and with a little luck and some Harry Potter-esque magic you’ll win.
Q: What if I have enough money for a ticket but still wanna go to a backstage pig roast with AC Slater, Ghastly, LOUDPVCK, The M Machine and What So Not?
A: Uh duh, enter below.
Q: What if I don’t want to hang out with famous DJ’s for an afternoon and just wanna pig out on free food?
A: I feel ya, but in that case you still have to enter the contest below.
See a pattern here? No? Okay fine, lean close my child, open your ears and listen good…the pattern is that no matter what your situation is all roads lead to entering the contest below. So yeah, maybe you should get on that.