Being lost on the water in the dark sucks. It happens if you (A. Have zero geographical bearings (B. Really, REALLY suck at seamanship and (C. Don’t belong on the water at night in the first place.
A weekend warrior at heart, DJ Khaled doesn’t strike us as the best captain for navigating a vessel in the dark. But that’s the situation he found himself in last night in Miami while trying to make his way home on his jet ski after showing up at Rick Ross’s house for happy hour:
And of course, Khaled Snapchatted it for the world to see.
“This shit real out here, boy… The key is not to drive your jet ski in the dark. This is against the law. Not even just that. This ain’t right.”
DJ Khaled is a goddamn national treasure.