Just kidding. Well, kinda. In the sense of if I was A) a 13-year-old girl and B) actually Jewish, Drake playing my Bat Mitzvah this past Saturday night would be the most lit thing ever. Even the eighth graders would be talking about how fly I looked when Drizzy showed up and dropped ‘Hotline Bling’ on ’em.
No idea who the little girl was hosting her Bat Mitzvah at NYC’s famed Rainbow Room, but it’s suffice to say daddy is loaded, or very good friends with Drake. Or, you know, probably both.