I Wish Drake Would’ve Played MY Bat Mitzvah This Weekend
Just kidding. Well, kinda. In the sense of if I was A) a 13-year-old girl and B) actually Jewish, Drake playing my Bat Mitzvah this past Saturday night would be the most lit thing ever. Even the eighth graders would be talking about how fly I looked when Drizzy showed up and dropped ‘Hotline Bling’ on ’em.