Kanye West Walks Into a Pole, Which May or May Not Be a Metaphor

Come on, who hasn't walked into something and felt like a complete idiot. It's one of those embarassing things that happens to everyone, you just hope there's no one around to see it. Unforunately that wasn't the case for poor Ye.

If I were in a deep, contemplative mood, I'd wax prophetic about how Ye walking into straight into a bar might be a metaphor for his forthcoming sixth solo album. But then again, it's probably going to be the best album of 2013, so who the hell am I to offer such a profound, damnable insight.

Ye: Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you. Also:

“Fish sticks.”

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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