Squirting Warm Melted Butter Into Your Mouth Just Got Easier With This Brilliant Handheld Device

Genius. Absolute genius. This whole time I’ve been melting butter and putting it in an old Windex bottle. NO MORE thanks to the Biem Butter Sprayer! Well maybe there’s room in my life for both. I’ll see.

If you don’t think the entire world was waiting for this butter sprayer, you’re dumb, because the makers of the Biem were looking for $42,000 on Kickstarter and raised $100,000 OVER GOAL. This world needed better butter spray options and god damn it that option has arrived.

Also it’s $129 dollars. Take my money. It’s in my wallet. I’m too busy basting myself to lay out in the sun.