Cards Against Humanity Just Released A ‘Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag’ For All The Pansies Talking About Moving To Canada

The #1 card game in the world, Cards Against Humanity, is attempting to cash in on the HYPE TRAIN that is Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign. Cards Against Humanity announced their latest release in an email this morning, and it’s a perfect example of ‘if it’s too good to be true then it probably is’. The announcement was for a ‘Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag’ full of survivalist goodies, things the average bro would actually like to own completely irrespective of Donald Trump and his campaign. For whatever reason Cards Against Humanity doesn’t seem to be Team Donald, and here’s what they’re offering in the Bug-Out Bag:

So unlike the last time that Cards Against Humanity asked for money and then offered completely nothing in return this time around you will actually receive something in the mail, it just won’t be the Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag full of priceless goodies.

What you’ll actually receive in the mail is an expansion pack of 25 Donald Trump-related joke cards, so if you’re into that sort of thing then you can click on over to Cards Against Humanity.