via Chubbies
Reminder, in case you’ve missed the memo: It’s time to liberate the quads. Chubbies just dropped their legendary Originals Stretch Shorts in a glorious new Green Camouflage colorway officially dubbed “The Duck & Covers”, now available for $64.50 on Chubbies.com.
I’m lowkey obsessed with this color. It’s delightfully 1980s in the best possible way.
Now, let’s be entirely clear: you are not wearing these to blend into the wilderness (or maybe you are? I’m not going to tell you what to do). But my hunch is that you are wearing these to aggressively dominate a Saturday tailgate and perhaps hide from your adult responsibilities in plain sight.
Chubbies took their already elite, 98% cotton/2% spandex shorts—famous for their unstoppable elastic waistband and allowing spontaneous, vintage ’80s Van Damme-level high kicks—and gave them a serious tactical upgrade. They cleaned up the fit with subtle darts and an adjusted rise, meaning they now flatter your lower half better than ever. Yes, even those glutes you’ve been neglecting since Thanksgiving.
But we need to talk about the pocket innovation. They finally added a second back pocket (big enough to swallow a massive iPhone or Android), plus a covert, hidden zip pocket inside the right pocket. What goes in the secret zip pocket? That’s between you and your God. No judgment from me over here.
Most importantly, they’ve restored a sacred artifact: the legendary “Boomshakalaka” text is officially back at the fly. Because every time you hit the urinal, you deserve a little hype man.
Available in inseams ranging from a polite 7-inch down to an absolutely reckless, strictly business 2-inch, these bad boys are sitting at $64.50. You can even snag a bundle and save $10 when you grab a second pair.
Do your thighs a favor. Slip into that worn-in feel from day one, crack a cold one, and prepare for thigh deployment.