Pizza Slice Night Light Is The Only Home Accent You’ll Ever Want To Eat When Drunk

Every moment is a good moment for a slice of pizza. Even while dreaming. That makes this Pizza Slice Night Light the perfect home decor piece. It’s fun and functional but the only thing it isn’t is actual food.

That doesn’t mean you won’t try to eat it one night after coming home from the bar completely blasted. I once tried to eat a whole jar of soap that looked like fruit. It wasn’t until I got the banana did I realize it wasn’t actually food.

I farted bubbles for a month. After they subsided, I ate the banana.  BUY IT NOW!

[via Geekologie]

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