Manscaped/Emily Prymula
Fellas, bring it in. Take a knee. It’s time we have a conversation about our self-care. There’s no shame these days in taking care of ourselves. We try to stay in shape, eat right, and dress well all in the name of looking and feeling our best. That includes managing all this hair growing on us, from the locks on our heads to the beards on our faces. Manscaped knows this all too well, but they started their company with a focus on managing a particular area of body hair in mind. I think you know where that is…
THE lawn mower® 5.0 ULTRA Performance package
I’m no different than the average man; I grow plenty of hair down there and I try to stay on top of it. I’m also a big guy with big thighs, so it behooves me to make sure I don’t get too hairy, especially during the hot and sweaty dog days of summer. I’ve done my best over the years with small scissors and electric trimmers, but man, is it scary every time.
How does The Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra perform?
For obvious reasons, I can’t show this trimmer in action. That’s why my lovely and brilliant wife took these shots out on our lawn. But, I can tell you this: this is the greatest invention in the history of dude-kind since the creation of peanut butter or the polio vaccine.
The Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra comes with two blade heads and three length-setting attachments to trim and shave every nook and cranny with ease. There was not a single turn of the trimmer that made me nervous. There’s a reason that this is Manscaped’s signature product. I feel AERODYNAMIC down there.
What’s in the Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra Performance Package?
In addition to the Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra with its blade heads and length-setting attachments, the Performance Package also comes with an armada of additional products that’ll take your self-care and grooming to the next level:
- The Weed Whacker® Ear & Nose Hair Trimmer: For all those pesky hairs that are growing in precarious places so that we don’t look like crusty old geezers.
- Crop Soother™ Ball Aftershave Lotion and Crop Preserver® Anti-Chafing Ball Deodorant: Because the pampering doesn’t just end with shaving. You’d do the same for your face, so why not treat your second-best physical quality the same?
- Magic Mat® Disposable Shaving Mats: Probably my wife’s favorite addition to the box. Nothing beats finishing the job knowing that cleanup is a breeze.
- BONUS – Boxers and Toiletry Bag: Once your boys are prim and proper, they deserve to be supported by a pair of ultra-soft boxers. The toiletry bag? Well, that’s just a must for everyone, especially when you travel as much as I do.
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If you’re ready for your family jewels to really shine, head over to Manscaped at the link below to get your Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra Performance Package today!