Dollar Shave Club
That’s right; I used the word “ragamuffin” in a headline. And for a good reason: I can see all of your unkempt facial hair from here. C’mon, fellas. We can do better. We have to do better. Think of all the dates, job interviews, or laser tag tournaments that could have gone better with a proper shave. But, where will you get this proper shave? Your old razor in the medicine cabinet? An overpriced salon? Nah, man. It’s from Dollar Shave Club. Get after it, you ragamuffin. Boom, said it again!
GROOM YOUR HANDSOME MUG WITH DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB
Right now, you can get Dollar Shave Club’s Starter Set for only $8 for the first month! Be sure to use code “BROBIBLE” for 20% off orders of $20 or more, plus free shipping.
Just because this is a Starter Set doesn’t mean there’s anything basic about the shaving power. Each razor has 6 stainless steel blades and a Vitamin E-infused Lubricant Strip that makes you feel like you’re shaving with the grooming equivalent of a chorus of angels.
I remember shaving with a 3-blade razor in high school and thought, “Surely, I don’t need any more blades.” And I went to Catholic school where I had to have a baby-butt smooth face every day. Doubling the blades certainly would have gone a long way to avoiding detention.
Of course, Goody Two Shoes in high school aren’t the only bros who would benefit from this Starter Set.
- The ballers on a budget who don’t spring for the additional charge for a shave at the barbershop
- The boyfriends meeting their girlfriends’ uptight parents for the first time to convince them that they’re not shlubby
- The unfortunate patchy-bearded gents who are always better clean-shaven
Of course, don’t forget to apply the Shave Butter before you start to soften all of those pesky whiskers. Seriously, sometimes my beard hair feels as tough as copper wiring.
Dollar Shave Club Starter Set
- Includes Diamond Grip Handle, 6-Blade Razors (4 ct), and Shave Butter (6oz)
- Blade Razors and Shave Butter refills delivered monthly