‘The Edible Spoon Maker’ Is A New Dumb Thing You Can Buy And Use Only Once

Ever buy something randomly with amazing intentions then never use it? Yeah, me too. Like once I thought I was going to make quesadillas a lot so I bought a quesadilla-maker at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I used it once and found the experience so frustrating that I never used it again. It is a total pain in the ass to clean, so instead I just make my quesadillas the old fashion way in a frying pan. Ditto with my waffle maker. And juicer. And the sandwich panini press. All of these things are just sitting my cabinet, used only once.

Maybe I’m just lazy.

“The Edible Spoon Maker” is one of those dumb things you see in the “As Seen On TV” aisle at Rite Aide and buy it thinking “omg, I’m going to make spoon-shaped tortilla chips to eat salsa with!” But the reality is that it’s totally a pain in the ass to make 50+ spoon-shaped tortilla chips for a Super Bowl party, so you just give up and never use it again.

That said, it’s genius. Think of any item you make a batter for and you can have it in the shape of a spoon. Pancake spoons! If you girl spends the night because you banged after taking her on a hot date to Chilis, you can treat her to a plate full of yummy french toast spoons.

That’s real romance right there.

Go order this useless gadget here.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com