Britney Spears and Alex Morgan Will Make It Hard to Get Over This Week’s Hottie Index

Chrissy Teigen

We at BroBible have been a fan of Chrissy Teigen for some time. She continues to warm our hearts, and that’s not because she posed naked in her husband John Legend’s recent video. (Though we can’t not acknowledge that nudity is always welcomed.) We, however, love how she responded to the backlash about her being naked in the video. She took to Twitter with the words: “Literally everyone has a nipple. Get over it.” Getting under it works too. You tell ‘em Chrissy!

Britney Spears

It’s great to see that Britney’s back in shape and able to flaunt herself in the new video for “Work Bitch.” She’s scantily clad and breaking out whips, which is all sorts of sweet. I recommend watching the vide on mute because the song itself is fucking terrible. If Spears didn’t look like a bitch you’d want to bed, there’s no way this song would’ve gotten published. It’s like the anti-Voice production.

Shawna Waldron

You probably remember watching Little Giants while growing up, especially the beautifully designed “Annexation of Puerto Rico.” Maybe you remember Ice Box, the chick from the team, as well? If you do, it may shock you to know that she’s all grown up and looking real good these days. Who knew?

Alex Morgan & Sydney Leroux

Soccer players run from one side of the spectrum to the other. You have the butch types and then the cute and athletic types. Thankfully Morgan and Leroux run towards the latter end of the spectrum, and it was welcomed when they tweeted photos from a Hawaii beach this week. The question I ask myself is, does Morgan look at Leroux and say, “Man, I wish I had a set of boobs like that?”

Dallas Latos

It wasn’t a good week for Mat Latos of the Cincinnati Reds. For starters, his team lost to the Pirates in the Wild Card game on Tuesday night. And to make matters worse, his wife was apparently hit in the head at a bar near PNC Park in Pittsburgh during the game. Not the shy type, Dallas took to Twitter to defend herself and exclaim her disappointment that the police weren’t on her side. The cops may have been too busy staring at her chest to pay attention to the testimony.