Well, I found my Valentine. The extraordinary Demi Rose Mawby will be my date. I’ll cook her a nice home-cooked meal. Give her a foot massage. Murder foreign dictators. Whatever her lil heart desires.
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Dazzling Demi proves that black and white photos are artsy.
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I gotta be honest, that wallpaper is rather grandmotherly.
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Double your pleasure with the delightful Demi.
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I should have gone to the beach with the scintillating Miss Mawby.
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Now THAT’S a neckline.
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Nice boots.
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I hope that isn’t a baby polar bear rug otherwise I would not care one iota I would still lust after Demi.
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I wasn’t staring. I was just admiring your Jesus piece.
HOLY!
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MOLY!
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It’s not even fair.
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Where is there a purse-snatcher when you need one?!?!
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I loathe that towel.
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Demi is good at fashion.
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I hope that those sheets have at least an 800 thread count.
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Not sure how those glasses haven’t melted yet.
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Shirts are overrated.
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I should have gone to the jungle today.
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