Justin Verlander And Kate Upton Made Out Like Their Plane Was Going Down

 

Justin Verlander hasn’t pitched for the Detroit Tigers this year but he’s still collecting a paycheck. Pretty good work if you can get it.

Also, you know, Kate Upton.

American’s most perfect couple was spotted in St. Louis this weekend putting on a tremendous show of PDA at a bar because that’s what you do when you have a perfect life.

The magical moment was captured by a Tigers fan and dutifully shared on social media.

Yup. Not creepy at all.

In all honesty, good for these crazy kids.