You’re not here to read, so let me fill the column inches I need to fill with a favorite comment someone left on my post last week of Kim Kardashian twerking her booty in the water like a goddamn distressed sea creature.
“Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that’s about it.” -Bubba
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You’re only here for pics. I get it. I wouldn’t read anything in a blog post like this either, even if it was on some dump gossip site like People or US Weekly or TMZ or something. Visuals > words. So say no more. In case you wanted to see Kylie Jenner’s rumored boob job, here you go:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJjC0jFgHUC/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJjCZFhg8yl/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJip-gTAW5c/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJipNNjgfw1/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJioiWqgRFF/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJioezLACpP/
87% sure Kylie Jenner got a boob job and that's why she wasn't snapping cause that bitches tits are MASSIVE in her snap today
— SEW (@ssteffieeee) August 25, 2016
Kylie's tits this morning are poppin
— alyssa (@_lysxo_) August 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/hsbuckys/status/768873433312571392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/imhackenberry/status/768871720123895808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
KYLIE YOU GOT YOUR BOOBS DONE DONT YOU LIE GIRL
— kelly (@lilmuchachaa) August 25, 2016
[H/T: Elite Daily]