Lily Aldridge Is Naked On The Cover Of ‘Lui’ Magazine

Today is February 25th, also known as the day my credit card bill is due. I’m in a slight panic. Why? Because I “accidentally” blew $500 on a surround sound speaker system for my room (I thought the $300 speakers came with a receiver and they didn’t, forcing me to shell out more $$$ so I could actually use the damn things) and now my bill is pretty goddamn bad. I’m still going to pay it off in full like usual, but it looks like I’m going to be eating leftovers for the next few days since I can’t afford groceries. Damn.

What does that have to do with Lily Aldridge? Nothing, obviously – but I can’t just write “Here’s Lily Aldridge naked on the cover of Lui magazine” and then dump some photos in here. You gotta write at least a paragraph’s worth of stuff so that you don’t look lazy.

But now that I’ve written some nonsense down that only about 5% of you will actually take the time to sit down and read, here’s Lily Aldridge naked on the cover of Lui magazine: