Lindsay Lohan Is Reportedly In Love … With A 22-Year-Old Russian Dude

Sad news for you delusional bros who thought that simply by blogging repeatedly about Lindsay Lohan on the website BroBible you would win a place in her heart, eventually getting her to agree to go on a date with you, which would no doubt lead to sex.

I guess the delusional bro I was talking about was me. So sad day for me, for Lindsay Lohan’s in love.

With a 22-year-old Russian.

The fuck? Lohan’s 29. And American. This dude, Egor Tarabasov, is a Ruskie just out of grade school.

But that’s hasn’t stopped Lindsay Lo from falling for him, per Mirror.

The 29-year-old actress, who has battled drug and alcohol problems, is said to be “in a great place again” since falling for Egor Tarabasov, 22.

After a string of romantic getaways, including a New Year’s jaunt to Costa Rica and a luxurious holiday in the upmarket Swiss ski resort Gstaad, the pair are said to be “getting serious”.

The young entrepreneur even spent Christmas with Lindsay’s family, after being introduced in October last year by a mutual friend who works for a high-end fashion brand.

The only great place she should be in is with me. My place. With me. Fucking Russians. Listen to this bullshit.

A source revealed: “Lindsay has obviously had some issues in the past, and probably been attracted to the wrong sort of guys, but this is different.

“She is really happy and a lot of that comes down to meeting Egor.

“He’s a bit younger than she is, but he’s a very smart businessman. He’s much more mature than his age suggests, and he’s a good influence.

OH YEA SURE. I’m sure the 22-year-old is real smart. And real different. And a good influence. The 22-year-old.

Anyway, congrats to Egor. You’ve won this round.

But you won’t be the first man I’ve shamed out of Lindsay Lohan’s life.

[H/T Perez Hilton]