Megan Fox Doesn’t Have Time to Have Sex with Her Husband

…Because she’s too busy, duh! Kids. A Career. Teenage Ninja Turtles. Who has time to get it on?

Uh, why do people get married again? She talked about how Brian Austin Green isn’t getting any from the hottest chick in the world in an interview with Entertainment Tonight:

At the Los Angeles premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the 28-year-old actress told ET that between raising children and maintaining a career, the couple hasn’t had much alone time.

“Brian doesn’t get any intimacy whatsoever,” said Megan, who has two children with the 41-year-oldBeverly Hills, 90210 star — son Noah and daughter Bodhi.

Just another reason you don’t want to date Megan Fox… 

Don’t worry, Brian: We know another girl named “April O’Neil” you can watch in “movies” when you’re feeling lonely…