Miranda Kerr Took A Video Of Herself Taking A Shower And YUP, It’s Onnnn Instagram!

I was really hoping this video was going to be hot and sexy and boobs and naked people and steamy shower water, but nope. Well, maybe…eh. Depends on what you consider “hot.” Sure she’s technically in the shower and presumably naked, but she’s also hocking skincare products.

Skincare products = not sexy.

But hey, if you’re a bit of a shotgun and can even manage to blow a load to the back pages of Good Housekeeping, then you’re in for a treat here: