There are lot of True Detective theories out there. People breaking down the show scene-by-scene. Some think we’ve seen the Yellow King, others believe he hasn’t revealed himself. I’m here to tell you that these 13 people are definitely NOT the Yellow King.
13. This little kid…is not the Yellow King
12. The Man in the Yellow Hat…also not the Yellow King
11. Man dressed as a banana? NOPE.
10. Yes he scares children but no, not the Yellow King
9. She lives down south and she’s kinda stupid but no, not the Yellow King
8. Neither is pregnant Reggie Ledoux
7. Vanessa Hudgens passes the smell test
6. Old lady taking a selfie doesn’t strike me as a killer
5. I can say most certainly that this lemon is not the Yellow King
4. The duck that was floating around Hong Kong? Yeah, he’s clean.
3. Miley Cyrus? Eh, she’s questionable
2. The mom on How I Met Your Mother. I can kinda see it.
1. Yep, nevermind. This chick’s the Yellow King.