Holidays are nothing more than an excuse to drink. We all know the big ones like St. Paddy’s Day and 4th of July, but there are a plethora of less significant drinking holidays of which you might not be aware. Or at least there are thanks to Chris Hardwick and his show Midnight.
The late night TV show encouraged viewers to make up their own #AlcoHoliday last night, and over 1000 poured in over Twitter. Most of them were terrible, but 20 rose above the rest to warrant celebration.
Slosh Hashanah
Slosh Hashanah #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— Anya Georgijevic (@AnyaGeo) March 14, 2014
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Sour Mash Wednesday
Sour Mash Wednesday #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— Megan Ganz (@meganganz) March 14, 2014
Gin Dependence Day
#AlcoHolidays Gin Dependence Day @midnight
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) March 14, 2014
All Schnapps Day
All Schnapps Day #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) March 14, 2014
Assumption of Bloody Mary
Assumption of Bloody Mary @midnight #AlcoHolidays
— Counter Obstreperous (@kabblammachunk) March 14, 2014
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Long Island Iced D-Day
Long Island Iced D-Day #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— Megan Ganz (@meganganz) March 14, 2014
Gin and Tonickah
Gin and Tonickah #AlcoHolidays
— justin (@justinslens) March 14, 2014
Rumadan
Rumadan @midnight #AlcoHolidays
— Danny Gallagher (@thisisdannyg) March 14, 2014
Groundschlager Day
Groundschlager Day #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— John Karalis (@RedsArmy_John) March 14, 2014
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BAC History Month
BAC History Month @midnight #AlcoHolidays
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) March 14, 2014
KwanZima
KwanZima #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— Just Plain Awkwrd (@AwkwrdWhenSober) March 14, 2014
White Russi-hashana
White Russi-hashana @midnight #alcoholidays
— I Am Treasure (@IAmTreasure117) March 14, 2014
Rum Kippur
Rum Kippur #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— hoffwit (@HOFFWIT) March 14, 2014
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All Faints Day
All Faints Day @midnight #AlcoHolidays
— Danny Gallagher (@thisisdannyg) March 14, 2014
New Beers Eve
@midnight #AlcoHolidays New Beer’s Eve
— EveryoneAndHisUncle (@KneesOfBeez) March 14, 2014
Martin Luther King Cobra Jr Day
Dr Martin Luther King Cobra Jr Day. #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— CoreyWithoutTheE (@newfoundcory) March 14, 2014
Frat Tuesday
Frat Tuesday #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— Jeff Rabinak (@JeffRabInAK) March 14, 2014
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Arbor Mist Day
The much ignored Arbor Mist Day #AlcoHolidays
— bobby parker (@thebobbyparker) March 14, 2014
Hallowine
Hallowine #alcoholidays
— Brett Slater (@SlatersGarage) March 14, 2014
And finally, the worst one of all. It’s no secret I hate the term “Sunday Funday.” I almost wish Jesus didn’t come back to save you, Double Dan.
Easter Sunday Fun Day
Easter sunday fun day #AlcoHolidays @midnight
— DanDan (@DannyB1288) March 14, 2014