Advice, Guyism 5 things NOT to do if your girlfriend’s about to dump you Follow Us Add as preferred source on Google Add as preferred source on Google by Douglas CharlesLast Updated Oct 12, 2022 6:42 pm MTV Guy Code Breakups happen, and you should face them like a man, not an emo mess. If you’re noticing signs that she’s about to dump your ass, here are five ways to not embarrass yourself.