Bryce Harper admired his home run for a bit too long during last night’s game against the Braves. They responded by plunking him in the leg. Harper responded by BRO-ing out.
Not a lip reader but I’ll give it a try: “BRO, don’t plunk me BRO. You’re a clown bro.” Or something like that.
The plunking led to the benches clearing. It also led to the fat guys in the bullpen jogging out, losing their breath and almost passing out.
Alas, nothing came of the shenanigans except a brief Twitter spat between the Braves and Nationals.
Tonight’s game could get interesting. More plunking, more bro-ing. Hooray!