One giant, greasy poop to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. We’re all quite aware of the utter disgustingness of the Denny’s Hobbit menu, right? With offerings like Gandalf’s Gobble Melt and Lonely Mountain Treasure, it’s a quest into the darkest realms of fat and sodium. So why would competitive eater Jamie “The Bear” McDonald try to eat one of everything in a single sitting? Because he can, my friends. Because he can. Here’s a time-lapse video of him polishing off all 10,100 calories of food in under twenty minutes. The only thing that would have made this accomplishment better is if he’d watched the entire movie in the same amount of time.