Drunkest fan ever provides drunken amusement at Wrigley Field

Hi guys, how was your weekend? Did you drink a little? Did you have too much of grandpa’s cough syrup? Bet you didn’t get as drunk as this Cubs fan.

I understand the water provides lubrication here, but bro, your nipples?! That’s some serious chafing man. And your chest as a whole? Shit’s going to be as red as a monkey’s ass. Good luck with that. I recommend Vaseline.

[It’s Always Sunny in Detroit]