Drunk FSU kid wearing sombrero gets whooped by two transgendered women

When your Cole Haan shoes are the impetus for escalating a fight at a McDonald’s, it might be time to reevaluate how you’re approaching life.

Those Cole Haan kicks did not come in handy when he tripped over his own feet running from two transgender (I guess, my apologies if I’ve mislabeled these sort-of-women beating down a dude in a parking lot) women. Not an ad for Cole Haan, definitely. Premium McWraps though? Killing it. “Our McWraps are so tasty that the drunk and stupid will go to war just for a shot at them.” Ronald McDonald is laughing his way to the bank. (via Barstool Boston)