Listen, I’m not going to coax you into watching something. But when a reader says, “hey, you need to see this drunk girl give up on life and faceplant into a table”, then yeah, it’s a must-watch. We’ve given it the DMX treatment for obvious reasons.
You know, I gotta blame the construction of the table here. On pedestals? Really? How is that girl gonna support her body weight on a flimsy piece of shit like that. I sincerely hope she sues both the owner of the household and the table manufacturer. Some BS right there.