Why get a diecast model car when you can get a deadpig model? Epic Meal Time teamed up with Ricky Stenhouse Jr. to build an edible race car out of swine at Texas Motor Speedway. The HOGSTER windshield might not be blocked by a fig newton advertisement, but it is packed with hot dogs.
This puts the “everything’s bigger in Texas” slogan to bed because that’s obviously not bigger than a real car. I suppose it is significantly larger than a normal meal though. They had to bring in Furious Pete just to help eat it. The real question is, where was Miss Coors Light when all this was happening?